Best "Out of Office" Automatic e-mail Replies

My colleague sent me this, pretty creative...but I dare you will try it, unless you got another job offer.

"Best "Out of Office" Automatic e-mail Replies
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I failto get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of theoffice. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything atall.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you sendme until I return from vacation. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and trysending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can seehow many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.)

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by yourPC for my response.

9. I've run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medicalreasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of'Larry' ."

持熟賣熟

離成家立室還剩下不到一個月，自己的脾氣已燒着了身邊最要好的人。

嘗試為自己找不同的籍口，但都被一一推翻。越是熟的，越不懂去關心及留意。傷害了還不知曉。。。真是後侮不己。(多得Jenny的提醒。)


好兄弟，
對不起。。。我愛你.